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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:22 pm

n2tattoos v2.0 wrote:

BigMac wrote:

So informative as to how things work over on the other forum these days, wow. No, it's all pretty straightforward and up front here. No "backdoor" shenanigans. Sorry, you may want to look elsewhere for your slumming if that's what you're after.

no no, there's plenty of slumming here, believe me. but i stand corrected. i guess the only "backdoor" shenanigans are between you and BC. the love affair continues...

BigMac wrote:

Who said anything about driving anywhere? Or flying for that matter, I would've though SPLATs lurking would have produced much better information than that. I would tell you to not talk about things that you are ignorant of, but then you wouldn't have anything to talk about.
Save that $500 for some hookers, you should be able to get one a week for almost a year, the desperate crack whores that wouldn't run away from you anyway.

who's SPLAT ?i thought your hourly countdown was for cellany...ah, well. guess you'll just have to go back to pleasuring yourself. speaking of crack whores, did your mom get the present i sent her? i thought she would look great in assless chaps. i'm sorry if it's too small, but they only had a 4x left.

BigMac wrote:

The economy must be bad if someone actually stole a mini. Are you sure a sanitation worker didn't just toss it in the garbage truck? And again, no 19 hour trip, I don't have any idea what you are talking about, and apparently neither do you. (That hasn't stopped you yet though, has it?)

people do strange things when desperate...steal a mini, travel for poon, have sex with you...but it's ok, i won't judge you. i'm nice like that.

this is so much fun, mac! like old times!

Wow, swish, swish, swish, three strikes. So sorry!

Awww, you missed us... that's sweet.

BTW, the love between me and BC is nobody's damned business, and if Ms. C wants to come join in, we would probably let her. You too, if you ask nicely. We're all about love here now. Razz

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:30 pm

BigMac wrote:

Wow, swish, swish, swish, three strikes. So sorry!

Awww, you missed us... that's sweet.

BTW, the love between me and BC is nobody's damned business, and if Ms. C wants to come join in, we would probably let her. You too, if you ask nicely. We're all about love here now. Razz

Woohoo!

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:35 pm

ms. cellany wrote:

BigMac wrote:

Wow, swish, swish, swish, three strikes. So sorry!

Awww, you missed us... that's sweet.

BTW, the love between me and BC is nobody's damned business, and if Ms. C wants to come join in, we would probably let her. You too, if you ask nicely. We're all about love here now. Razz

Woohoo!

Nuh uh!! You best step off my man!!

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:39 pm

BlackCrypt wrote:

ms. cellany wrote:

BigMac wrote:

Wow, swish, swish, swish, three strikes. So sorry!

Awww, you missed us... that's sweet.

BTW, the love between me and BC is nobody's damned business, and if Ms. C wants to come join in, we would probably let her. You too, if you ask nicely. We're all about love here now. Razz

Woohoo!

Nuh uh!! You best step off my man!!

Oh no you didn't!

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:44 pm

is it ok to use pornhost to post pics?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:52 pm

Buzard wrote:

is it ok to use pornhost to post pics?

Don't see why not!

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:54 pm

ms. cellany wrote:

BlackCrypt wrote:

ms. cellany wrote:

BigMac wrote:

Wow, swish, swish, swish, three strikes. So sorry!

Awww, you missed us... that's sweet.

BTW, the love between me and BC is nobody's damned business, and if Ms. C wants to come join in, we would probably let her. You too, if you ask nicely. We're all about love here now. Razz

Woohoo!

Nuh uh!! You best step off my man!!

Oh no you didn't!

Ohh, yes I did sista!! Don't make me pull out your nappy ass weave!

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:54 pm

Buzard wrote:

is it ok to use pornhost to post pics?

These are nekkid pics of you, aren't they?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:59 pm

BlackCrypt wrote:

ms. cellany wrote:

BlackCrypt wrote:

ms. cellany wrote:

BigMac wrote:

Wow, swish, swish, swish, three strikes. So sorry!

Awww, you missed us... that's sweet.

BTW, the love between me and BC is nobody's damned business, and if Ms. C wants to come join in, we would probably let her. You too, if you ask nicely. We're all about love here now. Razz

Woohoo!

Nuh uh!! You best step off my man!!

Oh no you didn't!

Ohh, yes I did sista!! Don't make me pull out your nappy ass weave!

Don't make me slap a bitch! You know I will!

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:05 pm

BigMac wrote:

Buzard wrote:

is it ok to use pornhost to post pics?

These are nekkid pics of you, aren't they?

not me really at all, just a lot of the woman naked but if thats a no then i will rust wait quietly for a story of what went on this week

lol

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:06 pm

ms. cellany wrote:

BlackCrypt wrote:

ms. cellany wrote:

BlackCrypt wrote:

ms. cellany wrote:

BigMac wrote:

Wow, swish, swish, swish, three strikes. So sorry!

Awww, you missed us... that's sweet.

BTW, the love between me and BC is nobody's damned business, and if Ms. C wants to come join in, we would probably let her. You too, if you ask nicely. We're all about love here now. Razz

Woohoo!

Nuh uh!! You best step off my man!!

Oh no you didn't!

Ohh, yes I did sista!! Don't make me pull out your nappy ass weave!

Don't make me slap a bitch! You know I will!

Awww hell NO!!! Tell me you did not say dat!

You be a trippin now!! You had best check yo' self and step on back.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:30 pm

BigMac wrote:

Wow, swish, swish, swish, three strikes. So sorry!

Awww, you missed us... that's sweet.

BTW, the love between me and BC is nobody's damned business, and if Ms. C wants to come join in, we would probably let her. You too, if you ask nicely. We're all about love here now. Razz

i did miss you! since you left SPLAT!, the man-bitch factor has gone down so much not even Jizz could bring it back up (good try, tough, Jizz!). but, Jizz did enough whining to make BC proud, so we had that.

i appreciate the invite to your menage a trois, but i don't like the smell of fat-guy sweat...sorry mac. i do like how hippie no-no holes always smell like patchouli, though. perhaps you and ms. c could start a new scent. i'd buy it.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:33 pm

n2tattoos v2.0 wrote:

BigMac wrote:

Wow, swish, swish, swish, three strikes. So sorry!

Awww, you missed us... that's sweet.

BTW, the love between me and BC is nobody's damned business, and if Ms. C wants to come join in, we would probably let her. You too, if you ask nicely. We're all about love here now. Razz

i did miss you! since you left SPLAT!, the man-bitch factor has gone down so much not even Jizz could bring it back up (good try, tough, Jizz!). but, Jizz did enough whining to make BC proud, so we had that.

i appreciate the invite to your menage a trois, but i don't like the smell of fat-guy sweat...sorry mac. i do like how hippie no-no holes always smell like patchouli, though. perhaps you and ms. c could start a new scent. i'd buy it.

clever Lloyd. go back to telling Amy how hot she is in the hopes you could score some fat girl poon.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:39 pm

Jizzay wrote:

clever Lloyd. go back to telling Amy how hot she is in the hopes you could score some fat girl poon.

aw, Jizz...why so angry? i thought you were making progress on your anger issues. someday you'll see a real pair of tits and you'll be rid of those pesky nightmares. even your therapist said it's not your fault. your mom was just "sick" and didn't realize breastfeeding stops at 2, not 12. i understand. i'm here for you.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:40 pm

n2tattoos v2.0 wrote:

Jizzay wrote:

clever Lloyd. go back to telling Amy how hot she is in the hopes you could score some fat girl poon.

aw, Jizz...why so angry? i thought you were making progress on your anger issues. someday you'll see a real pair of tits and you'll be rid of those pesky nightmares. even your therapist said it's not your fault. your mom was just "sick" and didn't realize breastfeeding stops at 2, not 12. i understand. i'm here for you.

oh so I can see your moobs now? Thanks buddy

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:46 pm

Jizzay wrote:

oh so I can see your moobs now? Thanks buddy

if it helps you with your anger issues, i am willing to show them. now, no scratching and clawing. i understand how much you'll want to touch them, but we're working on your anger issues...your homoerotic daddy issues will have to wait.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:47 pm

n2tattoos v2.0 wrote:

Jizzay wrote:

oh so I can see your moobs now? Thanks buddy

if it helps you with your anger issues, i am willing to show them. now, no scratching and clawing. i understand how much you'll want to touch them, but we're working on your anger issues...your homoerotic daddy issues will have to wait.

K, thanks. My anger issues are no longer a factor. I feel at peace here. OHMMMMMMMMM! See we meditate here. Like Buddha taught us...wait you know Buddha right?

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:27 am

Jizzay wrote:

n2tattoos v2.0 wrote:

Jizzay wrote:

oh so I can see your moobs now? Thanks buddy

if it helps you with your anger issues, i am willing to show them. now, no scratching and clawing. i understand how much you'll want to touch them, but we're working on your anger issues...your homoerotic daddy issues will have to wait.

K, thanks. My anger issues are no longer a factor. I feel at peace here. OHMMMMMMMMM! See we meditate here. Like Buddha taught us...wait you know Buddha right?

yes, i have met mac. but be nice, it's a glandular problem.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:35 am

n2tattoos v2.0 wrote:

Jizzay wrote:

n2tattoos v2.0 wrote:

Jizzay wrote:

oh so I can see your moobs now? Thanks buddy

if it helps you with your anger issues, i am willing to show them. now, no scratching and clawing. i understand how much you'll want to touch them, but we're working on your anger issues...your homoerotic daddy issues will have to wait.

K, thanks. My anger issues are no longer a factor. I feel at peace here. OHMMMMMMMMM! See we meditate here. Like Buddha taught us...wait you know Buddha right?

yes, i have met mac. but be nice, it's a glandular problem.

Is that how you explain your baby peen? That's not glandular, it's hereditary. You come from a long line of little pricks.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:53 am

BigMac wrote:

Is that how you explain your baby peen? That's not glandular, it's hereditary. You come from a long line of little pricks.

mac, glad you're here. i happened to see the IM chat where you mentioned the 19.5 hour trip. so were you lying then, or are you lying now? or are you, in fact, a chronic and habitual liar?!? (name that movie anyone?)

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:11 am

n2tattoos v2.0 wrote:

BigMac wrote:

Is that how you explain your baby peen? That's not glandular, it's hereditary. You come from a long line of little pricks.

mac, glad you're here. i happened to see the IM chat where you mentioned the 19.5 hour trip. so were you lying then, or are you lying now? or are you, in fact, a chronic and habitual liar?!? (name that movie anyone?)

No lying here, you're just incredibly stupid.I'm not sure what IM chat you are talking about, but you might want to re-read it. I think you mentioned 19.5 hours earlier, maybe you are re-reading your own drivel. I could understand how you are confused. it is mind numbingly boring and scattered.

I haven't ever driven to CA. I don't plan to drive to CA. I never said I did, I never said I was going to. Basically, everyone here but you knows what is going on, because they aren't so distracted by shiny objects.

Please keep trying though, your ignorance is highly entertaining to me!