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Shasturbator
Looking for Granny Porn
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 469
Location: PeeWee's Playhouse
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:19 pm |
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There has to be something about sex when you're talkin dirty....
for instance (and unlike others in the forum)
I am an absolute NO GO when it comes to assplay
I WILL STATE AGAIN
STAY AWAY FROM MY TATER!
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ms. cellany
Resident Hippie
Joined: 29 Dec 2008
Posts: 212
Location: dancing naked in a field of flowers
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:18 am |
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I love it when I stick my finger oh-so lovingly in Tater's tater... |
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Shasturbator
Looking for Granny Porn
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 469
Location: PeeWee's Playhouse
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:27 am |
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| I love it when I stick my finger oh-so lovingly in Tater's tater... |
NO! NO TATER FOR YOU! |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:04 am |
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| ms. cellany wrote: |
| I love it when I stick my finger oh-so lovingly in Tater's tater... |
NO! NO TATER FOR YOU! |
HAHA, look at Tater working the forbidden fruit angle, good luck buddy! |
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Omaplata
Meathead 4 Life!
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 218
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:25 am |
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| Shasturbator wrote: |
| ms. cellany wrote: |
| I love it when I stick my finger oh-so lovingly in Tater's tater... |
NO! NO TATER FOR YOU! |
HAHA, look at Tater working the forbidden fruit angle, good luck buddy! |
Shasta is totally a little Lioness.... |
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Shasturbator
Looking for Granny Porn
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 469
Location: PeeWee's Playhouse
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:34 pm |
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| BigMac wrote: |
| Shasturbator wrote: |
| ms. cellany wrote: |
| I love it when I stick my finger oh-so lovingly in Tater's tater... |
NO! NO TATER FOR YOU! |
HAHA, look at Tater working the forbidden fruit angle, good luck buddy! |
Shasta is totally a little Lioness.... |
Just because you dream of me that way Oma, doesn't make it true... |
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Atomicvixen
Choking Your Chicken
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 157
Location: DSF Timeout.
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:37 pm |
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No anal, no scat, piss, etc
Yes to ropes and whips and bites.  |
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ms. cellany
Resident Hippie
Joined: 29 Dec 2008
Posts: 212
Location: dancing naked in a field of flowers
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Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:52 pm |
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| Shasturbator wrote: |
| ms. cellany wrote: |
| I love it when I stick my finger oh-so lovingly in Tater's tater... |
NO! NO TATER FOR YOU! |
Someday Tater....
someday.
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SexyLion
Makin a new video
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 162
Location: In the world of Pink Vibes and Giant wins
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:36 pm |
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Cell, I would let you take my Tater for a ride if it meant getting to please you too!!!
Screw Shasta, he is a wimp when it comes to allowing pleasure. |
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FredSanford
Cleaning a sticky keyboard
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 1156
Location: all up in your mom ...
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Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:41 pm |
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| Screw Shasta, he is a wimp when it comes to allowing pleasure. |
Thousands of farm animals would disagree !! |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:32 am |
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I'm currently trying to patent a move I invented called the "Preying Mantis". It's pretty cool, the women love it. Most say they don't love it, but they're not telling me the truth. |
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Atomicvixen
Choking Your Chicken
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 157
Location: DSF Timeout.
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:38 am |
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| I'm currently trying to patent a move I invented called the "Preying Mantis". It's pretty cool, the women love it. Most say they don't love it, but they're not telling me the truth. |
isn't praying mantis where the female bites the male's head off after copulation? |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:39 pm |
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Yes Vixen, that's true. But, after my move has performed properly, the female is in no shape to bite any heads off. But, when the move is finished, it never hurts to run away, just in case the lady didn't enjoy it. |
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Atomicvixen
Choking Your Chicken
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 157
Location: DSF Timeout.
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:42 pm |
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| Yes Vixen, that's true. But, after my move has performed properly, the female is in no shape to bite any heads off. But, when the move is finished, it never hurts to run away, just in case the lady didn't enjoy it. |
What is is? |
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Pat_Riot
Photoshopping boobs on your dog
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 628
Location: Billca's Trailer Home
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:49 pm |
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Cell, I would let you take my Tater for a ride if it meant getting to please you too!!!
Screw Shasta, he is a wimp when it comes to allowing pleasure. |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:57 pm |
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| Yes Vixen, that's true. But, after my move has performed properly, the female is in no shape to bite any heads off. But, when the move is finished, it never hurts to run away, just in case the lady didn't enjoy it. |
What is is? |
It's a 2 hand plus mouth manuever whereas while performing cunnilingus you left hand 2 finger the vadge and right hand one or two finger (girl's preference) the ass. Then, when you're really into it, you get this steam locomotive alternating penetration going with each hand, like you're kneading dough. Since it's only a few inches from the clit to the ass, you have to get everything right up in under your chin. So, you look like a praying mantis, but since you're eating pussy, it's spelled with an "e" in the predatory sense.
It's very tiring, and it hurts your elbows and wrists, but it's worth it. |
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Atomicvixen
Choking Your Chicken
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 157
Location: DSF Timeout.
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:50 pm |
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| Atomicvixen wrote: |
| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| Yes Vixen, that's true. But, after my move has performed properly, the female is in no shape to bite any heads off. But, when the move is finished, it never hurts to run away, just in case the lady didn't enjoy it. |
What is is? |
It's a 2 hand plus mouth manuever whereas while performing cunnilingus you left hand 2 finger the vadge and right hand one or two finger (girl's preference) the ass. Then, when you're really into it, you get this steam locomotive alternating penetration going with each hand, like you're kneading dough. Since it's only a few inches from the clit to the ass, you have to get everything right up in under your chin. So, you look like a praying mantis, but since you're eating pussy, it's spelled with an "e" in the predatory sense.
It's very tiring, and it hurts your elbows and wrists, but it's worth it. |
that sounds almost painful. |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:53 pm |
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It is painful.....for me. But, ladies seem to like it. Well, I don't know whether they like it or whether they request it cuz they know I invented it. You see I'm sensitive and I don't think they want to hurt my feelings. |
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Atomicvixen
Choking Your Chicken
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 157
Location: DSF Timeout.
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Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:14 pm |
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| It is painful.....for me. But, ladies seem to like it. Well, I don't know whether they like it or whether they request it cuz they know I invented it. You see I'm sensitive and I don't think they want to hurt my feelings. |
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Thermos
Oh, you didn't know?
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 223
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:37 am |
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God damn, this is taking me forever to get acclimated here.....go slowly thermos, go slowly.
So....I'm freaked the fuck out by something called "figging". My new dom/sub friends told me about on New Years Eve. Pumpkin pies will never be the same. |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 434
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Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:18 am |
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I love to slapped by a woman. Nothing gets the one nut juiced up quicker. |
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