ITT We

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:32 pm

have first date conversation.

...And go!!!

So, where did you grow up?

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:48 pm

I grew up on Long Island in New York. I am a suburban kid

Sprawling on the fringes of the city
In geometric order
An insulated border
In between the bright lights
And the far unlit unknown
Growing up it all seems so one-sided
Opinions all provided
The future pre-decided
Detached and subdivided
In the mass production zone
Nowhere is the dreamer
Or the misfit so alone
Subdivisions -
In the high school halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
Subdivisions -
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
Any escape might help to smooth
The unattractive truth
But the suburbs have no charms to soothe
The restless dreams of youth
Drawn like moths we drift into the city
The timeless old attraction
Cruising for the action
Lit up like a firefly
Just to feel the living night
Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory
Of lighted streets on quiet nights

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WTF? Was it a poetry contest too?

I grew up in Lancaster County, PA.

Umm, here's my haiku.

farms
everywhere
Amish I am

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:06 pm

You two suck at first dates.

You're supposed to ask questions too.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:11 pm

Sorry, I quoted Rush there.

So, Midge, I see you like short bald jewish fellows. Want to fuck?

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midge wrote:

You two suck at first dates.

You're supposed to ask questions too.

No, I'm a vapid whore....I can't conversate, I just chatter on with maddening delight.

So um, are you this bossy/demanding on all your first dates?

and secondly,

if you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be? (outside of my warm, tender embrace, that is)

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:15 pm

SexyLion wrote:

Sorry, I quoted Rush there.

So, Midge, I see you like short bald jewish fellows. Want to fuck?

Yeah, sure.

It'll count toward my community service, right? Charitable acts and all that.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:19 pm

Thermos wrote:

midge wrote:

You two suck at first dates.

You're supposed to ask questions too.

No, I'm a vapid whore....I can't conversate, I just chatter on with maddening delight.

So um, are you this bossy/demanding on all your first dates?YUP.

and secondly,

if you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be? (outside of my warm, tender embrace, that is)

Playing wyr with Patty in his basement while his mom bakes us cookies and sings a happy tune.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:21 pm

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. When I was young, I had my first boner at the dinner table (food induced I'm sure) and asked out loud why "my wee-wee was hard and standing up", my brother never lets me forget that moment. In 8th grade, on our way home from the bus, I mooned my neighbor. She was my age......but she was dying from a brain tumor. I thought it would be make her laugh. Her policewoman Mother didn't think it was funny....I still kind of feel bad about it. She died the following summer. Soooo.....when was your first period?

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:23 pm

Pat_Riot wrote:

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. When I was young, I had my first boner at the dinner table (food induced I'm sure) and asked out loud why "my wee-wee was hard and standing up", my brother never lets me forget that moment. In 8th grade, on our way home from the bus, I mooned my neighbor. She was my age......but she was dying from a brain tumor. I though it would be make her laugh. Her policewoman Mother didn't think it was funny....I still kind of feel bad about it. She died the following summer. Soooo.....when was you're first period?

Ha! I lol'ed on that one.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:25 pm

Jizzay wrote:

Pat_Riot wrote:

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. When I was young, I had my first boner at the dinner table (food induced I'm sure) and asked out loud why "my wee-wee was hard and standing up", my brother never lets me forget that moment. In 8th grade, on our way home from the bus, I mooned my neighbor. She was my age......but she was dying from a brain tumor. I though it would be make her laugh. Her policewoman Mother didn't think it was funny....I still kind of feel bad about it. She died the following summer. Soooo.....when was you're first period?

Ha! I lol'ed on that one.

Hey Jizzy, you do know that he was telling you a true story...man, you have hurt Pat now, and I would npot be surprised if you found yourself on the FU Blog.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:26 pm

Pat_Riot wrote:

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. When I was young, I had my first boner at the dinner table (food induced I'm sure) and asked out loud why "my wee-wee was hard and standing up", my brother never lets me forget that moment. In 8th grade, on our way home from the bus, I mooned my neighbor. She was my age......but she was dying from a brain tumor. I though it would be make her laugh. Her policewoman Mother didn't think it was funny....I still kind of feel bad about it. She died the following summer. Soooo.....when was you're first period?

First period in 1993 right before Easter. My mom phoned my g-ma and told her I was a woman now. They organized a brunch @ the yacht club and gave me my first diamond earrings. I still associate good jewelry with bloody cunts.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:27 pm

SexyLion wrote:

Jizzay wrote:

Pat_Riot wrote:

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. When I was young, I had my first boner at the dinner table (food induced I'm sure) and asked out loud why "my wee-wee was hard and standing up", my brother never lets me forget that moment. In 8th grade, on our way home from the bus, I mooned my neighbor. She was my age......but she was dying from a brain tumor. I though it would be make her laugh. Her policewoman Mother didn't think it was funny....I still kind of feel bad about it. She died the following summer. Soooo.....when was you're first period?

Ha! I lol'ed on that one.

Hey Jizzy, you do know that he was telling you a true story...man, you have hurt Pat now, and I would npot be surprised if you found yourself on the FU Blog.

Yeah, sadly I knew he was, but I still chuckled. And if he does, I am ok with that.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:28 pm

midge wrote:

Pat_Riot wrote:

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. When I was young, I had my first boner at the dinner table (food induced I'm sure) and asked out loud why "my wee-wee was hard and standing up", my brother never lets me forget that moment. In 8th grade, on our way home from the bus, I mooned my neighbor. She was my age......but she was dying from a brain tumor. I though it would be make her laugh. Her policewoman Mother didn't think it was funny....I still kind of feel bad about it. She died the following summer. Soooo.....when was you're first period?

First period in 1993 right before Easter. My mom phoned my g-ma and told her I was a woman now. They organized a brunch @ the yacht club and gave me my first diamond earrings. I still associate good jewelry with bloody cunts.

Wow, well at least they did not make being a woman and normal womanly things a bad thing that you should be ashamed off. Kudos to them for that.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:29 pm

midge wrote:

Pat_Riot wrote:

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. When I was young, I had my first boner at the dinner table (food induced I'm sure) and asked out loud why "my wee-wee was hard and standing up", my brother never lets me forget that moment. In 8th grade, on our way home from the bus, I mooned my neighbor. She was my age......but she was dying from a brain tumor. I though it would be make her laugh. Her policewoman Mother didn't think it was funny....I still kind of feel bad about it. She died the following summer. Soooo.....when was you're first period?

First period in 1993 right before Easter. My mom phoned my g-ma and told her I was a woman now. They organized a brunch @ the yacht club and gave me my first diamond earrings. I still associate good jewelry with bloody cunts.

Holy shit, how old are you? Oma didn't get his first period till last week, no yacht club though.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:30 pm

Jizzay wrote:

midge wrote:

Pat_Riot wrote:

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. When I was young, I had my first boner at the dinner table (food induced I'm sure) and asked out loud why "my wee-wee was hard and standing up", my brother never lets me forget that moment. In 8th grade, on our way home from the bus, I mooned my neighbor. She was my age......but she was dying from a brain tumor. I though it would be make her laugh. Her policewoman Mother didn't think it was funny....I still kind of feel bad about it. She died the following summer. Soooo.....when was you're first period?

First period in 1993 right before Easter. My mom phoned my g-ma and told her I was a woman now. They organized a brunch @ the yacht club and gave me my first diamond earrings. I still associate good jewelry with bloody cunts.

Holy shit, how old are you? Oma didn't get his first period till last week, no yacht club though.

30. Oma would have gotten his rag sooner, but he is a tiny russian gymnast with moderate anoxeric tendencies. It really puts a damper on reproductive organs.

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[quote="midge"]

Pat_Riot wrote:

. I still associate good jewelry with bloody cunts.

So when I say herringbone, you think of clotting coochies? I will use this snippet of information wisely.

I first got it wet in 93 too, it's shame we didn't make babies. Our evil love-child would be driving by now.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:37 pm

[quote="Thermos"]

midge wrote:

Pat_Riot wrote:

. I still associate good jewelry with bloody cunts.

So when I say herringbone, you think of clotting coochies? I will use this snippet of information wisely.

I first got it wet in 93 too, it's shame we didn't make babies. Our evil love-child would be driving by now.

Lol @ you and I both buying it a hummer... One for $30 grand, and one for $30... :/

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14K White Gold : Round Diamond Stud Earrings – 2.00 CT. TW.

What did you just think of?

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:51 pm

Thermos wrote:

14K White Gold : Round Diamond Stud Earrings – 2.00 CT. TW.

What did you just think of?

Letting the bf do butt stuff so I can have brand spanking new sparklies to show up my friends.

And raw roast beef.

Hmmmm.

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:39 pm

Thermos wrote:

14K White Gold : Round Diamond Stud Earrings – 2.00 CT. TW.

What did you just think of?

Really Therm, diamonds? What happened to the boy with scruples I once cherished so dearly? Confused

edit: BTW, I'm all for using the vag to get gifts. I just don't do diamonds. Wink