Guitar Videos

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:54 pm

I'm gonna post some guitar videos here, but I'm not the only player, and I'm certainly not the best looking player here.

So, post 'em if you got 'em (and you want them posted outside the Secret Stash that is)....you know who you are Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:59 pm

This is an original I wrote. I don't have video for it, but it's easier to play in video format so I'll just put up a picture of what the song is about.<OBJECT width="425" height="350"> <PARAM name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aQ0CeEUV4HE"> <EMBED src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aQ0CeEUV4HE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </OBJECT>

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:01 pm

Another original.

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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:02 pm

So, there was this girl once, her name was Wanda. She asked me to write a song for her and I did and this is it. Sadly, I never got to copulate with her for it, but that could be a good thing since she was about 20 years older than me and I'm allergic to dust. She did blow me once for a pack of Rolos, but that's a whole other story. Anyways, here's the stinking song....
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:04 pm

This one is pretty self explanatory I guess.
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:06 pm

My last original
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:08 pm

Orange Blossom Special....here we go, it's gonna be a hoedown.
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:09 pm

Randy Rhoads - "Dee"
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:10 pm

Ozzy Osbourne - "Crazy Train"...also Randy Rhoads I guess.
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The part at the end...that's the way I hear it in my head when the music isn't actually playing.

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:14 pm

Eddie Van Halen - Cathedral....."ish"
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That's a mistake somewhere in the middle...

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:43 pm

Thanks for putting these up Joe. I've watched all of them at least a couple of times, but I think I'll go through them again. Love to hear you play, especially the original stuff.

I hope this inspires many more from you and others.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:10 am

Yay Joey! I love these. I'll post up some of my own soon enough.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:59 am

JoeyFingers wrote:

She did blow me once for a pack of Rolos, but that's a whole other story.

OK, sorry dude, you brought it up....I GOTTA hear this story!!

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:10 pm

Shasturbator wrote:

OK, sorry dude, you brought it up....I GOTTA hear this story!!

Here it goes. Before I became an IT Manager, I used to drive a forklift for a textile company. I worked 4 10 hour days, Monday - Thursday from 5:30 PM to 4:00 AM. There was only one authoritative figure there at these hours and she was much bigger than the big boy I am, so you never saw her, she was hidden somewhere eating Twinkies I suppose. So, it was like a party 4 nights a week. We didn't make any money, but we had a good time.

In addition to driving the forklift, I was responsible for taking the blue jeans out of their crates and loading them onto buggies for people to begin working on. At the end of this work, there were what were called "packers". These packers emptied the buggies and boxed the jeans and I was also responsible for going up the line and getting these empty buggies.
Next to where I worked in the back of the building was the area where all the tokens that were tacked to the jeans were kept, this was called the trim cage, and noone but me ever went in there.

There was this "lady" who was a packer, we'll call her Wanda. Being as how I was through there all the time, I took every opportunity to fuck with the packers, including Wanda.

Now, being this was an all night situation, there were lots of drinking on the job, and pill-popping, and things of this nature. So, on any night, lots of chicks were "feeling good". Now, "Wanda" was recently divorced and if I had to label her as something, I would definitely say she was a cougar.

I had seen her meet several dudes at lunch break, so I knew she wasn't out of the question. I eventually got her to go to a club with me one night while we weren't working, but that didn't really go my way as she had brought a friend with her that going to spend the night with her when we left. The opposite of the wing-man, the cockblocker. But that was alright. My motto is, if you continue to put yourself in the right place, sooner or later, you'll catch the right time.

Lots of people would drink during the lunch break and after they went to a fast food restaurant, they would drink half of that drink, and then fill the rest of their cups with liquor to inconspicuously take back in to work.

So, one night I caught her very buzzed. And, she said she wish she had some Rolos, but they didn't make them anymore. I didn't say she was smart, she was just there. So, being the sweet guy I am, I told her they did make them and I would bring her some. She said I wouldn't and this went on for a little while. She kept on every time I would go back through. This was getting on my nerves, so I finally said, look, I'll get you some right now if you'll shut up about them. And she said, "You can't get out of here to get any". So, I told her I could get them and she didn't believe me. So, she said, "If you can get me some in 30 minutes, I'll suck your dick for them!" I said, "I'll have them here in 10 minutes, it's on!" and immediately snuck to the trim cage phone to make an illegal outgoing call.

I called this girl who was a friend of mine (who wasn't blowing me either, but I wish she was) and quickly explained the situation to her. She lived about five minutes away. I told her which store to go to get me a pack of Rolos and I would give her $10 for them when she got there but she had to leave right then. A few minutes later she rang the back door buzzer and I went and paid her the 10 spot, snagged the pack of Rolos and headed for "pack". I grabbed Wanda by the arm and we went to the trim cage where she blew me and I gave her the pack of Rolos and she seemed happy.

It wasn't everything I expected it to be, but at least I've gotten head at work. I guess what it boils down to is that I got a $10 headjob. But, hey, you get it how you can get it. My favorite part was that a chick I wanted to get head from helped me to get it from some other chick. The chick that helped me is now married to a friend of mine, and yes, we do bring it up sometimes.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:27 am

Jo, whenever you read this, I'm still working on that random song for ya

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:06 am

Best blowjob Rolos story I've ever read. Kudos!

Meathead 4 Life! Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 218

The lesson to be learned here is that we should all be carrying rolos around with us at all times. Damnit Joey, why isn't Wanda signed up as a member here yet?????

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:32 am

two questions...

1. Did she swallow?

2. Drinking, fuckery at work....why aren't you still working there?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:20 pm

Omaplata wrote:

The lesson to be learned here is that we should all be carrying rolos around with us at all times. Damnit Joey, why isn't Wanda signed up as a member here yet?????

I seriously doubt that Wanda can read. She just sucks cock for Rolos, she's not necessarily a Rhodes scholar. I haven't seen her in years, like 8 years now I guess.

It would be fun to have her around.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:23 pm

Shasturbator wrote:

two questions...

1. Did she swallow?

2. Drinking, fuckery at work....why aren't you still working there?

1. Yes she did, she didn't have anywhere to go with it. The nearest restroom was quite a ways away, so she would have had to walk with it in her mouth for like two minutes which woulda been hella funny to see and spitting cum into any trash can at work is strictly forbidden. That's just one of the rules of the road.

2. Strangely enough, that plant is not open anymore. I suspect poor management. There's no way a bunch of drunk and high degenerates were not turning out quality enough work. It's just not possible.

I did love working there. I made peanuts, but boy it was fun.

Oh, you didn't know? Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 223

[quote="JoeyFingers"]

Shasturbator wrote:

two questions...

I did love working there. I made peanuts, but boy it was fun.

A highly entertaining read and I'm buying into it, I really think this happened. Well done Joey, well done.

So what would the bitch have done for a whatchamacallit bar? I'd suck a drunken forklift driver's cock for one of those crispy crunchy bars of underrated delight too.