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Meathead 4 Life! Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 218

[quote="Thermos"]

JoeyFingers wrote:

Shasturbator wrote:

two questions...

I did love working there. I made peanuts, but boy it was fun.

A highly entertaining read and I'm buying into it, I really think this happened. Well done Joey, well done.

So what would the bitch have done for a whatchamacallit bar? I'd suck a drunken forklift driver's cock for one of those crispy crunchy bars of underrated delight too.

And by drunken forklift driver, you mean Shasta

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:58 pm

[quote="Thermos"]

JoeyFingers wrote:

Shasturbator wrote:

two questions...

I did love working there. I made peanuts, but boy it was fun.

A highly entertaining read and I'm buying into it, I really think this happened. Well done Joey, well done.

So what would the bitch have done for a whatchamacallit bar? I'd suck a drunken forklift driver's cock for one of those crispy crunchy bars of underrated delight too.

That's the sad part of it. It did happen and strangely enough, I can't say that I'm proud of it.....now. However, at the time, I was extremely proud of it and would tell it as much as possible. It wasn't like a momentous feat or anything, there were so many drugged up whores in there, you could get just about anything you wanted for a dime bag. Good times....good times!

I don't know what she would have done for a Whatchamacallit. I wouldn't suck anything for one of the new Whatchamacallits. I had one the other day, and they just don't compare to the good ole days. But, back in the day I would have done several things for them. Suck cock? Maybe, but only one that was circumsized. Smegma is not one of my staple foods.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:25 pm

I now have a new addition to my window....

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:42 am

Shasta, I'm honored. I also like the forklift being there. It seems appropriate.

If I may be sentimental for a moment. I sometimes wish I still drove a forklift, it's the only thing I was ever really good at. Well, that and having Rolos delivered for unscrupulous reasons.

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:13 am

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:07 pm

I love the lyrics to this song, so much. They were a pain in the ass to learn though.

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If you can't really hear the lyrics, you should at least read them, they're amazing:

I hear the crying of the hungry in the deserts where they're wandering.
Hear them crying out for heaven's own benevolence upon them.
Hear destructive power prevailing, I hear fools falsely hailing.
To the crooked wits of tyrants when they call.

I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all

I hear the sounds of tearing pages and the roar of burning paper.
All the crimes in acquisitions turn to air and ash and vapor.
And the rattle of the shackle far beyond emancipators.
And the loneliest who gather in their stalls.

I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all

So while you sit and whistle Dixie with your money and your power.
I can hear the flowers a-growin in the rubble of the towers.
I hear leaders quit their lying
I hear babies quit their crying.
I hear soldiers quit their dying, one and all.

I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all

I hear the tender words from Zion, I hear Noah's waterfall.
Hear the gentle lamb of Judah sleeping at the feet of Buddha.
And the prophets from Elijah to the old Paiute Wovoka.
Take their places at the table when they're called.

I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all
I hear them all

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:21 pm

Very nice Cell!! Makes me want to go out and hug a Palm tree!

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:23 pm

BlackCrypt wrote:

Very nice Cell!! Makes me want to go out and hug a Palm tree!

Thanks BC

Now go give those palm trees some lovin'.

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:57 pm

Thank Cell! Post us some more, we need more videos.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:19 am

Thanks, Cell! So talented, so adorable...

That couch looks like a great place to cuddle!

I agree Joey, we need more vids from both of you.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:24 am

BigMac wrote:

Thanks, Cell! So talented, so adorable...

That couch looks like a great place to cuddle!

I agree Joey, we need more vids from both of you.

Such a charmer, and so biased... Very Happy

Thanks.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:28 pm

A song about beer.

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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:55 pm

ms. cellany wrote:

A song about beer.

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I wonder what your inspiration was?

Nice job, thanks for sharing!

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:17 am

I was thinking Beer Run!!

All we need is a 10 and a fiver!

But, alas, I was wrong...

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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:38 am

Good Rocky Mountain Beer...

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:21 pm

Nice fucking videos

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:16 pm

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:23 pm

I wish I had thought of that, it was awesome.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:18 pm

JoeyFingers wrote:

I wish I had thought of that, it was awesome.

You can still make one for the MB crowd! We would love to see it.

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:57 pm