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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:52 pm |
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Who would win in a chess match between Karl Childers and Forrest Gump?
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:54 pm |
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Slingblade takes it in a blood bath. |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:17 pm |
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| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| Slingblade takes it in a blood bath. |
Carl can't catch Forrest, Jenny told him to run if he got into trouble.
question is better choice of food: Mustard and Biscuits or a box of chocolates? |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:25 pm |
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| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| Slingblade takes it in a blood bath. |
Carl can't catch Forrest, Jenny told him to run if he got into trouble.
question is better choice of food: Mustard and Biscuits or a box of chocolates? |
He wouldn't have to catch him. Carl is a small engine specialist. He would sabotage that faggoty Snapper Gump rides to blow. Then, when Gump was down, he would shove a couple of shrimp up his ass, flip the mower, remove the blade and lay down what I like to call the Yoakam splitter on his ass. |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:26 pm |
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| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| Jizzay wrote: |
| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| Slingblade takes it in a blood bath. |
Carl can't catch Forrest, Jenny told him to run if he got into trouble.
question is better choice of food: Mustard and Biscuits or a box of chocolates? |
He wouldn't have to catch him. Carl is a small engine specialist. He would sabotage that faggoty Snapper Gump rides to blow. Then, when Gump was down, he would shove a couple of shrimp up his ass, flip the mower, remove the blade and lay down what I like to call the Yoakam splitter on his ass. |
ok you win, clearly you have given this more thought than I have.
(backing away slowly now) |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:36 pm |
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| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| He wouldn't have to catch him. Carl is a small engine specialist. He would sabotage that faggoty Snapper Gump rides to blow. Then, when Gump was down, he would shove a couple of shrimp up his ass, flip the mower, remove the blade and lay down what I like to call the Yoakam splitter on his ass. |
I spit soda on my laptop! |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:07 pm |
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| BigMac wrote: |
| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| He wouldn't have to catch him. Carl is a small engine specialist. He would sabotage that faggoty Snapper Gump rides to blow. Then, when Gump was down, he would shove a couple of shrimp up his ass, flip the mower, remove the blade and lay down what I like to call the Yoakam splitter on his ass. |
I spit soda on my laptop! |
You shouldn't be drinking that shit man! It's bad for you. Unless it's Barq's Root Beer, then I would want to swim in it.
I hope smoke didn't waft up through the keys. I'm assuming not, since you're still posting with it. |
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