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Poll :: True or False: 30 is too old for Facebook. |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:00 pm |
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True or False: 30 is too old for Facebook. |
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deadinabottle
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 04 Jan 2009
Posts: 68
Location: hippietown usa
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:03 pm |
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the only friends of mine on facebook seem to be in their 30s |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 434
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Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:16 pm |
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False, 30 is the perfect age to stalk the 17 yr olds. |
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ms. cellany
Resident Hippie
Joined: 29 Dec 2008
Posts: 212
Location: dancing naked in a field of flowers
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:58 pm |
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Why do all of your moral dilemmas involve 30 year olds? First you bag on my free cable, then you make me question having a facebook page???
I don't count anyone as a true friend unless I'm friends with them on facebook AND on myspace. |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:02 pm |
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ms. cellany wrote: |
Why do all of your moral dilemmas involve 30 year olds? First you bag on my free cable, then you make me question having a facebook page???
I don't count anyone as a true friend unless I'm friends with them on facebook AND on myspace. |
So is that a yes?
I have cookies... |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:57 am |
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This may be the pivotal bargument. I think this one ties together quite a few of the barguments posted here exposing Mac's master plan.
You see, facebook was invented for 30 somethings. It's THE place to reconnect with the "one you never banged", "the one that got away", "the prom queen", and whoever those other chicks were in that other bargument. Let's face it, it's a lot easier to post on a chick's wall "Hey baby! Wanna fuck???" than it was to proposition the homecoming queen on prom night when you're standing in front of her and actually have to say the words.
It's fun to look at people you knew when you were younger who now have one permanently shaved eyebrow. And you can't believe it. When you used to hang out at your Mom's watching CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard and before that Saturday morning cartoons. How could you have ever guessed that this fucker would shave one eyebrow.
Then came the teen years when you learned how to steal cable to watch MTV and discovered metal and punk, and you used to fight about which was better and who was better, the Misfits or Guns 'N' Roses or AC/DC. Then came the big argument of '89, the straw that broke the camel's back is it were. Which was the superior Rock album? This is the one that broke you apart from your best friend who now has only one hairily festooned eye.
So, level with us Mac? Who you trying to reconnect with? |
_________________ To a musician and songwriter, songs are like women, you think they're gonna come, but they rarely ever do. |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:54 am |
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Okay, Joey, I gotta come clean. I've been trying to figure out a way to tell you easily, but since you've figured out this much, well, here goes. The truth is, I'm your father. Yep, you are the love child of me and Maggie Seaver. I was hanging at the Boar's Nest one evening, playing Trivial Pursuit with Ponch and Jon, and she just walked in. Well, we started talking, discussing our favorite Judd Apatow flick, and I decided to seal the deal when I whipped out my always fat free package of Red Vines.
A bottle of Cabo Wabo later, well, it was done. We kept it together for a while, but eventually just grew apart, and one day that fucking Dr. Jason shows up with a 2 lb. package of Twizzlers, a bottle of tequila, and a 2 liter of Squirt soda. Man, how could I compete with action like that? We decided that neither of us were very crazy about you, so we gave you up. Sorry, but shit happens.
Anyway, I thought you deserved the truth, but I wanted to ease you into it. I hope this doesn't hurt too much, and I apologize for the whole Bama thing, really. |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 434
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:50 am |
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BigMac wrote: |
Okay, Joey, I gotta come clean. I've been trying to figure out a way to tell you easily, but since you've figured out this much, well, here goes. The truth is, I'm your father. Yep, you are the love child of me and Maggie Seaver. I was hanging at the Boar's Nest one evening, playing Trivial Pursuit with Ponch and Jon, and she just walked in. Well, we started talking, discussing our favorite Judd Apatow flick, and I decided to seal the deal when I whipped out my always fat free package of Red Vines.
A bottle of Cabo Wabo later, well, it was done. We kept it together for a while, but eventually just grew apart, and one day that fucking Dr. Jason shows up with a 2 lb. package of Twizzlers, a bottle of tequila, and a 2 liter of Squirt soda. Man, how could I compete with action like that? We decided that neither of us were very crazy about you, so we gave you up. Sorry, but shit happens.
Anyway, I thought you deserved the truth, but I wanted to ease you into it. I hope this doesn't hurt too much, and I apologize for the whole Bama thing, really. |
Dammit, Maggie Seaver and Cellany? How the hell does he do it? I can't wait to get old like Mac! |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:03 pm |
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Jizzay wrote: |
Dammit, Maggie Seaver and Cellany? How the hell does he do it? I can't wait to get old like Mac! |
Did I not ever tell you about Flo, the Progressive.com chick?
Oh, well, maybe later... |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:51 pm |
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BigMac wrote: |
We decided that neither of us were very crazy about you, so we gave you up. Sorry, but shit happens.
Anyway, I thought you deserved the truth, but I wanted to ease you into it. I hope this doesn't hurt too much, and I apologize for the whole Bama thing, really. |
This is some awesome shit.
I knew it had to be something like that. Oh, Maggie Seaver, you alabaster temptress you, how you have betrayed me. |
_________________ To a musician and songwriter, songs are like women, you think they're gonna come, but they rarely ever do. |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:55 pm |
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ms. cellany wrote: |
I don't count anyone as a true friend unless I'm friends with them on facebook AND on myspace. |
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BlackCrypt
Monkey on your back
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 1437
Location: If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:05 pm |
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I love all you guys!!!
And, no, I am not gay or drunk!! |
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JoeyFingers wrote: |
a big FU to BC and his e-cock |
jodelicious wrote: |
I didn't think you could get any creepier but again....you just surprise me once more. |
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ms. cellany
Resident Hippie
Joined: 29 Dec 2008
Posts: 212
Location: dancing naked in a field of flowers
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:27 pm |
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BigMac wrote: |
ms. cellany wrote: |
I don't count anyone as a true friend unless I'm friends with them on facebook AND on myspace. |
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Yep, sorry, I took a poll and 100% of people said 45 is too old for either site. |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:42 pm |
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ms. cellany wrote: |
BigMac wrote: |
ms. cellany wrote: |
I don't count anyone as a true friend unless I'm friends with them on facebook AND on myspace. |
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Yep, sorry, I took a poll and 100% of people said 45 is too old for either site. |
The Rasch model is not statistically significant with a sample population of one. |
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ms. cellany
Resident Hippie
Joined: 29 Dec 2008
Posts: 212
Location: dancing naked in a field of flowers
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:13 pm |
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BigMac wrote: |
ms. cellany wrote: |
BigMac wrote: |
ms. cellany wrote: |
I don't count anyone as a true friend unless I'm friends with them on facebook AND on myspace. |
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Yep, sorry, I took a poll and 100% of people said 45 is too old for either site. |
The Rasch model is not statistically significant with a sample population of one. |
I asked all 13.4 of my other personalities and they agreed 100%: 45 is too old. |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:20 pm |
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ms. cellany wrote: |
I asked all 13.4 of my other personalities and they agreed 100%: 45 is too old. |
So you are having barguments with yourself. Hmmm, how many cats do you have? |
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ms. cellany
Resident Hippie
Joined: 29 Dec 2008
Posts: 212
Location: dancing naked in a field of flowers
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:23 pm |
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BigMac wrote: |
ms. cellany wrote: |
I asked all 13.4 of my other personalities and they agreed 100%: 45 is too old. |
So you are having barguments with yourself. Hmmm, how many cats do you have? |
Hey, when I have a beer, all the personalities have one too. Thus, barguments.
And yes, thesis work requires beer in quantity.
No cats, unless you count the landladys' (the apostrophe is for therm, because I have 2 landladies) cat who likes to visit and demand attention. Poor thing has kitty AIDS though.
There you go, bargument AND random thoughts... bonus. |
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Buzard
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 04 Jan 2009
Posts: 52
Location: Punching you in the gunt
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:40 pm |
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ms. cellany wrote: |
BigMac wrote: |
ms. cellany wrote: |
I asked all 13.4 of my other personalities and they agreed 100%: 45 is too old. |
So you are having barguments with yourself. Hmmm, how many cats do you have? |
Hey, when I have a beer, all the personalities have one too. Thus, barguments.
And yes, thesis work requires beer in quantity.
No cats, unless you count the landladys' (the apostrophe is for therm, because I have 2 landladies) cat who likes to visit and demand attention. Poor thing has kitty AIDS though.
There you go, bargument AND random thoughts... bonus. |
if it werent for 30 + ppl on there there wouldnt be much happening on the site |
_________________ Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. |
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ms. cellany
Resident Hippie
Joined: 29 Dec 2008
Posts: 212
Location: dancing naked in a field of flowers
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:48 pm |
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Buzard wrote: |
if it werent for 30 + ppl on there there wouldnt be much happening on the site |
Hi Buzz, nice to see you back!
30+-ers ftw! |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:05 pm |
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JoeyFingers wrote: |
I knew it had to be something like that. Oh, Maggie Seaver, you alabaster temptress you, how you have betrayed me. |
Don't hate her too much, she was young, and those Canucks are so damned irresistable, she never had a chance.
Wait, you're upset about how we dropped you at that trailer park. I swear we had no idea that the Skynyrd festival was the same week. You were found eventually, stop whining! I remember why we left you now... |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:09 pm |
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ms. cellany wrote: |
No cats, unless you count the landladys' (the apostrophe is for therm, because I have 2 landladies) cat who likes to visit and demand attention. Poor thing has kitty AIDS though. |
The landladies' cat obviously realizes, well, ummm, never mind, just start buying litter boxes now. They will come in handy soon. |
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