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midge
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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1.What does a black kid say when he has diareah?---- Iam Meeeelting.
2.Whats long smells and smells like rabbit shit?----The unemployment line.
3.Whats the problem with 4 niggers going off a cliff in a cadalac?----The car seats six.
4.How do you starve a nigger?----Hide his welfare check in his work boots.
5.How do you kill a nigger?----Throw a bucket of KFC off a cliff.
6.Whats the difference between a nigger and a speed bump?----You slow down for the speed bump.
7.What does a black kid get for christmas?----Your bike.
8.Why dont you run over a black kids bike in your car?----Because it might be yours.
9.What do you call 1000 niggers in an ocean?----An oil spill.
10.How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl?----Throw him a basketball.
11.What do you call a nigger with a wodden leg?----Shit on a stick.
12.What do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?----A mars bar.
13.What do you call 2 niggers in a sleeping bag?----A twix.
14.Why do niggers always have sex on there minds?----Because they have pubic hair on thier heads.
15.Why are niggers getting stronger?----Because T.V's are getting bigger.
16.Whats faster then a nigger running with your T.V?----His brother with the VCR.
17.Why are niggers so good at basketball?----Because they can shoot steel and run.
18.How do you keep a nigger out of your front yard?----Move the garbage can to the back.
19.Why do niggers carry shit in thier wallets?----For identity.
20.How do you save a nigger from drowning?----You dont. |
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 2:59 pm |
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 3:00 pm |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
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Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 3:01 pm |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
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Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 3:01 pm |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
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Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 3:02 pm |
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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midge
Can wipe own ass
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Sun May 03, 2009 3:04 pm |
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Yesterday in Atlanta GA, a nigger was found dead; tied to a tree, stripped naked and six gun shots to the head. The lead investigating police officer said it's the worst suicide he has ever seen. |
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 3:05 pm |
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 3:06 pm |
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*in before shasta ruins this thread* |
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 6:07 pm |
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uh oh :/
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
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Location: In my evil auto lab
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Sun May 03, 2009 6:57 pm |
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Yous iz in trouble now. Dey frownin' on yo ass. At least dey ain't hatin'! |
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BlackCrypt
Monkey on your back
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midge
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Sun May 03, 2009 9:42 pm |
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midge
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Sun May 03, 2009 9:52 pm |
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midge
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Sun May 03, 2009 9:54 pm |
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 9:59 pm |
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midge
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:01 pm |
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this nigger baby went to heaven and got his wings. He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now fuck off!" |
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:02 pm |
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What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500 |
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midge
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Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:17 pm |
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Q: Why are aspirins white?
A: Because they work.
Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: He's black.
Q: Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time?
A: He doesn't know he's black.
Q: What is white with a black asshole?
A: The A-Team
Q: What's the difference between shit and a black?
A: Eventually Shit turns white and stops stinking.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An interracial couple in a car wreck.
Q: How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.
Q: How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
A: Ever try and take a rib from a black.
Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march?
A. An auctionner
Q: Who are the two most famous black women in history?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucka.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths |
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