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midge
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:04 pm |
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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:04 pm |
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What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:06 pm |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:07 pm |
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lol because she totally does[/img] |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:08 pm |
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What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahhahahhahaha. |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:08 pm |
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What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose. |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:14 pm |
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midge
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 93
Location: awesometown
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:19 pm |
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Q: Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
A: It stops on a dime, then picks it up
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: 2 Jews fighting over the same penny
Q: Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
A: They put parking meters on the roof.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A jew with a coupon.
Q: Whats Jewish doggy style?
A: You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.
Q: Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
A: They heard that someone dropped a quarter
Q: What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
A: Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: Tell them Hilter is driving. |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Mon May 04, 2009 12:50 am |
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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: 2 Jews fighting over the same penny
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That's a beauty! |
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FredSanford
Cleaning a sticky keyboard
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 1156
Location: all up in your mom ...
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Sat May 23, 2009 8:21 pm |
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FredSanford
Cleaning a sticky keyboard
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
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Location: all up in your mom ...
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FredSanford
Cleaning a sticky keyboard
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 1156
Location: all up in your mom ...
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Tue May 26, 2009 10:15 am |
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WHO LIVES IN AN ATTIC JUST WEST OF BERLIN?
ANNE FRANK SQUARE PANTS!
HUNTED BY NAZIS WHO ARE FULL OF THE WIN
ANNE FRANK SQUARE PANTS!
THEY LOOK SO DAMN HARD BUT THEY CAN'T FIND THE BITCH
ANNE FRANK SQUARE PANTS!
BUT HER UNCLE'S A JEW, HER UNCLE'S A SNITCH
ANNE FRANK SQUARE PANTS!
SO IF ZYKLON-B GAS HUTS ARE SOMETHING YOU WISH
ANNE FRANK SQUARE PANTS!
THEN INHALE THE GAS AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!
ANNE FRANK SQUARE PANTS!
ANNE FRANK SQUARE PANTS!
ANNE FRANK - SQUARE PANTS! |
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Jeannie
Saving up for a Monkey Rocker
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 66
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
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That is so wrong...but so funny!! |
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Wyrmstaint
Likes to get Choppie with the Devil!
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Fri May 29, 2009 6:53 pm |
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I feel so fucking terrible for laughing so hard in this thread!! |
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BlackCrypt
Monkey on your back
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 1437
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| a big FU to BC and his e-cock |
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| I didn't think you could get any creepier but again....you just surprise me once more. |
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FredSanford
Cleaning a sticky keyboard
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 1156
Location: all up in your mom ...
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FredSanford
Cleaning a sticky keyboard
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 1156
Location: all up in your mom ...
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Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:04 pm |
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Why do Jews have such big noses?
Air is free. |
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