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Queen Of The Banned Joined: 02 Jan 2009 Posts: 74

Midge! YAY! Very Happy

Missed you, girl! Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:43 pm

Well, I usually don't start off with I'm from Alabama and always have been. I' m an electrical engineer by education, but a computer programmer by trade. I don't start off with that because all of the girls I've dated are from here too. What really bums me out is when you're really interested in a woman and you want to go out with her, and you can talk to her all day and night trying to get her to go out with you. Then, when you get her to go, you can't think of a damned thing to say.

This used to bother me. But, since being a member here and reading this thread, I've seen the error of my ways. I shouldn't worry about such trivial dribble. What I'm going to do now is show up with a big red velvet Santa Claus sack filled with items ranging in value from $10 to $2000. I'm going to start at the low end and take them out one by one and say "Will you fuck me for this?". When I find a winner, I'm golden. If I make it through the entire bag (which is what's going to happen to me) with no takers, then I'll just know that it was never meant to be.

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:03 am

JoeyFingers wrote:

Well, I usually don't start off with I'm from Alabama and always have been. I' m an electrical engineer by education, but a computer programmer by trade. I don't start off with that because all of the girls I've dated are from here too. What really bums me out is when you're really interested in a woman and you want to go out with her, and you can talk to her all day and night trying to get her to go out with you. Then, when you get her to go, you can't think of a damned thing to say.

This used to bother me. But, since being a member here and reading this thread, I've seen the error of my ways. I shouldn't worry about such trivial dribble. What I'm going to do now is show up with a big red velvet Santa Claus sack filled with items ranging in value from $10 to $2000. I'm going to start at the low end and take them out one by one and say "Will you fuck me for this?". When I find a winner, I'm golden. If I make it through the entire bag (which is what's going to happen to me) with no takers, then I'll just know that it was never meant to be.

No no no!

Keep it simple - all you need are ghettoritas (Squirt soda and a decent tequila) and the 2 lb. package of Twizzlers. Add some zombie pr0n, and your in. Tried and true, and your under $50 total outlay.

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:07 am

BigMac wrote:

JoeyFingers wrote:

Well, I usually don't start off with I'm from Alabama and always have been. I' m an electrical engineer by education, but a computer programmer by trade. I don't start off with that because all of the girls I've dated are from here too. What really bums me out is when you're really interested in a woman and you want to go out with her, and you can talk to her all day and night trying to get her to go out with you. Then, when you get her to go, you can't think of a damned thing to say.

This used to bother me. But, since being a member here and reading this thread, I've seen the error of my ways. I shouldn't worry about such trivial dribble. What I'm going to do now is show up with a big red velvet Santa Claus sack filled with items ranging in value from $10 to $2000. I'm going to start at the low end and take them out one by one and say "Will you fuck me for this?". When I find a winner, I'm golden. If I make it through the entire bag (which is what's going to happen to me) with no takers, then I'll just know that it was never meant to be.

No no no!

Keep it simple - all you need are ghettoritas (Squirt soda and a decent tequila) and the 2 lb. package of Twizzlers. Add some zombie pr0n, and your in. Tried and true, and your under $50 total outlay.

I've been out with Ghetto Rita. We went out one time. All I know is, it must be rough where she's from, cuz she sucked the waiter's dick for a pack of crackers. I tried to explain to her that they were "complimentary". She said, thanks, but that's not necessary, I know I'm a good cocksucker, you don't have to say nice things about it.

I made the waiter tip me, then we went to Krystal

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:11 am

JoeyFingers wrote:

I made the waiter tip me, then we went to Krystal

You took the waiter to Krystal? I'm getting an idea about the root of the problem...

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:15 am

BigMac wrote:

JoeyFingers wrote:

I made the waiter tip me, then we went to Krystal

You took the waiter to Krystal? I'm getting an idea about the root of the problem...

Hell yeah! We ditched Rita. I mean, hey, any dude that'll let some chick he's never met gob his knob right at the table in the restaurant where he works is alright by me. We had a sackful!