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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:39 am |
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Which castaway would be the WORST in bed? |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 434
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:41 pm |
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it frightens me that Mrs. Howell has as many votes as the Mr. |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:45 pm |
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| it frightens me that Mrs. Howell has as many votes as the Mr. |
ME TOO!!!! I mean, look at his mouth, you know he can suck a dick! |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 434
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:50 pm |
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| it frightens me that Mrs. Howell has as many votes as the Mr. |
ME TOO!!!! I mean, look at his mouth, you know he can suck a dick! |
ah, but the thought of fondling Lovey's saggy, wrinkled tits, just does it for me. |
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SexyLion
Makin a new video
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 162
Location: In the world of Pink Vibes and Giant wins
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:51 pm |
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Really people, I am the only one who thought the Skipper would be the worst??? |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:55 pm |
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| Really people, I am the only one who thought the Skipper would be the worst??? |
Since, I'm a big dude myself, I'm one of the few people who knows that fat guys are hellcats in the sack. The Skipper has got to be good. |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:11 pm |
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| Really people, I am the only one who thought the Skipper would be the worst??? |
Since, I'm a big dude myself, I'm one of the few people who knows that fat guys are hellcats in the sack. The Skipper has got to be good. |
I am probably just as if not bigger than you. I prefer the small skinny types, so I wouldn't mind tossing Gilligan around a bit. |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:13 pm |
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| JoeyFingers wrote: |
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| Really people, I am the only one who thought the Skipper would be the worst??? |
Since, I'm a big dude myself, I'm one of the few people who knows that fat guys are hellcats in the sack. The Skipper has got to be good. |
I am probably just as if not bigger than you. I prefer the small skinny types, so I wouldn't mind tossing Gilligan around a bit. |
Naw man, we break dudes like Gilligan. |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 434
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:14 pm |
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| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| Jizzay wrote: |
| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| SexyLion wrote: |
| Really people, I am the only one who thought the Skipper would be the worst??? |
Since, I'm a big dude myself, I'm one of the few people who knows that fat guys are hellcats in the sack. The Skipper has got to be good. |
I am probably just as if not bigger than you. I prefer the small skinny types, so I wouldn't mind tossing Gilligan around a bit. |
Naw man, we break dudes like Gilligan. |
But it is fun to watch them squirm. Like fucking a dying fish. |
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JoeyFingers
Making the next Christine
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 471
Location: In my evil auto lab
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:21 pm |
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| Jizzay wrote: |
| JoeyFingers wrote: |
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| Really people, I am the only one who thought the Skipper would be the worst??? |
Since, I'm a big dude myself, I'm one of the few people who knows that fat guys are hellcats in the sack. The Skipper has got to be good. |
I am probably just as if not bigger than you. I prefer the small skinny types, so I wouldn't mind tossing Gilligan around a bit. |
Naw man, we break dudes like Gilligan. |
But it is fun to watch them squirm. Like fucking a dying fish. |
Yes, I have been finned in the balls by a striped bass, not fun. |
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MB Guest #0
Getting nut sucked for cigs in DSFjail
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 434
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:02 pm |
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| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| Jizzay wrote: |
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| JoeyFingers wrote: |
| SexyLion wrote: |
| Really people, I am the only one who thought the Skipper would be the worst??? |
Since, I'm a big dude myself, I'm one of the few people who knows that fat guys are hellcats in the sack. The Skipper has got to be good. |
I am probably just as if not bigger than you. I prefer the small skinny types, so I wouldn't mind tossing Gilligan around a bit. |
Naw man, we break dudes like Gilligan. |
But it is fun to watch them squirm. Like fucking a dying fish. |
Yes, I have been finned in the balls by a striped bass, not fun. |
Is any kind of hit in the balls fun? |
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BigMac
OG Phuckery Master
Joined: 28 Dec 2008
Posts: 928
Location: Watching you from that secret webcam I hid at your place...
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:21 pm |
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Here's how I break this down:
Mary Ann is a hot mess, top pick, no question.
Ginger is probably a lousy lay, but it's Ginger, just look at her for fuck's sake!
The Professor is a smart guy, and brains are always sexy (at least the female version IMO) so, he can't be the worst.
The Skipper obviously has a chick in every port, so he has to be at least experienced.
Gilligan is most likely inexperienced, but willing and eager, so he can't really be the worst either.
Mr. Howell - Who wouldn't take a poke at Mr. Magoo, really?
That leaves us with Lovey Howell. Her claim to fame is being married to Mr. Magoo, and she seems to be a money grubbing whore. My pick for the worst lay, for sure. |
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SexyLion
Makin a new video
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 162
Location: In the world of Pink Vibes and Giant wins
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:43 pm |
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Come on, look at her:
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deadinabottle
Can wipe own ass
Joined: 04 Jan 2009
Posts: 68
Location: hippietown usa
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:10 pm |
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$20 says ginger would just lay there...its always the slutty-acting ones who end up being the biggest disappointments |
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