Fuckin' wid homiez

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:06 pm

There is some hilarious shit on HERE like this exchange...

Quote:

Her message to me:
hey sexc wats up withu

My response:
nuttin much gurl.. just gettin' mah stroke on 2 sum of youz pictares imaginin dat u iz 6 years yunger, u here?

Her:
oh reallly im horny too

Me:
datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha.
u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? why dont uu jump on deez nuts rightere

Her:
make me wet first mister columbes

Me:
gurl... i comes up 2 yo desk afta class. i sit at da edge an watch u fo a minut doin ya werk so hard. i can see yo flat preteen cheast thru da top of ya shirt.

I gently push away yo books and direct yo chin up towads me with my finga.

u look buuteful. u noticee me start 2 get haard as i look at yo braces

Her:
thx mir c i feel my pussy geting wet and my underwear geting wet through my short lil skirt i start to rub ur dick through ur pants

Me:
ooo ya, daddy likez. as u keep rubben mah dick u take yo utha hand n start touchin mah neck. u rub ya hand all ova mah THUGLIFE tatto on mah back.

den, I gently reach down adn tuch ya wet skirt. I reach in and stick a finga in ya hawt surprisingley unvirgin 11yaer old box. I den take mah utha hand an start slippin off yur spungebob squarpants shirt n then unbotton ur traininbra

Her:
starts to play with mu swollen clit and starts to play with ur pants zipper

Me:
ooooo thas nice gurl. I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust.

u unzip mah pants and pull out mah gigantic memba. i gently leen ova suck on ya little undredevelopd titties as i thinnk about how hawt u must'v been when u was 6 or 7

Her:
i wipp out ur dick and play with ur balls and start to gentalyy stroke ur hard long wide cock

Me:
ohhhhh yah gurl... that feelz fuckin nice. I take u an bend u ova ya desk an gently stick mah dick in ur tite little 11 year old box. u bleed a littel but its ok. u mone as i thrust gentley in u. youz in pure heaven.

suddenley another gurl enterz da classroom. shez a little yunger. in 3rd grade. we both stop, surprisedd, but u beg me to keeep goin. i tell u dat ill only keep goin if u do sumthin fo me. I ask da yunger girl to come closer and get close 2 u. i ask u 2 kiss her for me an get crazay, den ill keep fuckin u, an show levels uf pleasare u only imagined gurl. what do u do next 2 da gurl?

Her:
i call her over and reach under her skirt and start to play with her i can feel her getting wet

Me:
oooo dats hawt. i start to stroke mahself as i watch da 2 of u gettin it on. i tink to mah self dat if my boss were 2 cum in, id go 2 prison againz fo shure.

i bring da 2 of u closer 2 me. i gently put mah dick back in yo box agian as i start 2 lick & kiss da 8 yearr old girl's titties. i bite down hard and tear off 1 of her nipples. she screams. a littel bit uf blood gently tickles da small of ya back as i get moore turnd on and fuck u evin hardar. u moan in eckstasy

Her:
mmmmmmmmmm mr c dont stop i rub my clit as u pound ur dick in me stretching out my lil pussy i feel u deep in side me and it feel so damn good i feel u coming in me its so warm ur just filling me up my pussy turns hot red

Me:
ohhh yeah biatch.... i fuckin u harder den eva befor. ur startin to scream loudley in eckstasee. i grab 1 of ur pencils on ur desk an start carvin love notez into ur back. da blood runs down ur smokin ass and down ur legs as i continu 2 pull in an out of u. i take out da scissers out of ur mylittlepony bookbag an start cuttin ur hair off as i keep fuckin u.

Her:
ouch i screamthat hurts i pull away and look at the blood

Me:
imm sorry gurl.. i thot u liked to playz ruff. I calm u dawn and reassur u. i gently bring u closer n kiss u on yo neck. when u gets more relaxed, i take ma finger and rub yo clit a little, before inserting my dick again. oh yaa gurl.. u tight. i look down on u as u calm down and starrt 2 smile again as i pump in an out. u starrt 2 moan.

Her:
fuck me harder and harder u cumm in my hot pussy u pump in and out the cumm starts to squrt out my pusyy under ur dick i lick it uup

Me:
ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start fuckin her hard in da ass.

ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i fuck ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been fucked befo'

Her:
ummmm ur turning mme off

Me:
hush down gurrl... da dead cant talk. plus, i'z tryin 2 get mah mack on.

i keep fuckin foneesha (da 8 year old) as i put a finger in ur lifeless ass. dam gurl.. ur ass is TIGHT. i put down foneesha and get behind u.

i gently insert mah dick in yo ass as u lay stumick to da floor wit yo ass in da air. oh ya gurl. dats tight. i thrust in an out while i works on mah 2nd nut.

Her:
no i quit

Me:
aww cmon girl, we was just gettin started.

i continu fuckin u as i feel rigormortis set in. TIGHT. foneesha is tryin to get up but is slippin aroun in da blood. i clench yo asscheeks wit my hands as i continu poundin away. i take a fist and beat mah cheast like im king of da jungle. "THUG LIFE! THUG LIFE!"

Her:
on the real ur scaring me

Me:
thas jus how i roll gurl. u liked it in da beginnin. i's like a pirate, thas all. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Her:
yah but u talking about killing and biting nipples of thats freaky

Me:
gurl.. i'z just freaky like dat. u know u likez it. a little blud neva hurt nobody.

do u havez a yunga sista? maybe we can all getz freaky 2getha

Her:
ummm bye

Me:
cmon gurl, dont be'z like dat. u nuthin but a trickazz busta.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:22 pm

Quote:

eye'll fuckin taye up yo azz like a ferris wheel full of gay scubadivers .

Quote:

mashed potato sunburn colostomy

Quote:

girlscout tuba slammas over a rainbow of salt vacuums ya hurr?