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midge
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:21 pm |
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How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. |
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midge
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:21 pm |
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Did you hear about the white guy that walked into a bar?
He had a couple beers, paid the tab, and went home. |
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midge
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What do you call four white guys in a band?
A quartet.
You know what sucks about being white?
Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia...I'd say we're pretty lucky.
Why do they call the president's home the "White" House?
Because it's external walls were painted white after being severely damaged in the War of 1812.
What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A taxi. |
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midge
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:23 pm |
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What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass.
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line. |
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midge
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Sun May 03, 2009 10:24 pm |
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What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did the white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order |
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